In the Beginning...

Now how should I begin this? "Once upon a time" sounds too cliche and well, so does everything else. Alright then. Let's start off with a song. A favourite Aerosmith song of mine.
 
Living On The Edge
 
by Aerosmith
(If you're reading this Mr. Tyler, please send me a copy of your autograph as well as your daughter's phone number. Thanks a million ^_~)
 
There's somethin' wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes
 
We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise
 
There's somethin' wrong with the world today
The light bulb's gettin' dim
There's meltdown in the sky
 
If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man that I
 
Tell me what you think about your situation
Complication - aggravation is getting to you
 
If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it was would you still come crawlin' back again?
I bet you would my friend
Again & again & again & again
 
There's something right with the world today
And everybody knows it's wrong
But we can tell 'em "no" or we could let it go
But I would rather be a-hanging on
 
We're living on the edge.