Music Tag

I'm bored. I'm supposed to be doing my assignment

The keyword here is "supposed"

The requirements:

1. Put your music player on shuffle
2. Press forward for each question
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question (but it seems you can insert lyrics from the song if you want... in addition to the title...so if it's suitable, just go ahead… you know what, you can just insert the lyrics anyway. And stop saying ‘lah’. Bah!)
4. NO CHEATING!!!

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1. How am I feeling today?

Reel Big Fish - Brand New Hero

Always talking
But, I never say a lot,
And I'll blow it if I
Get another shot,
'Cause it seems like
No matter what I've got,
It feels like it's nothing,
I feel like I'm nothing,

Goin' away,
Leavin' today,
You've gotta find
A brand new hero,
Goin' away,
Leavin' today,
You've gotta find
A brand new hero,
What will they say
When I've gone away?
Gotta find
A brand new hero,
Brand new hero!

As always, I'm stroking my Messiah complex


2. Where will I get married?

Bebo Norman - Falling Down

Angels on a subway
She's buried in a magazine
Stuck inside a replay
Of someone else's dream

Prophets made of paper
Don't tell her anything
She wants someone to save her
So she lifts her head and screams,
lifts her head and screams,
lifts her head and screams

"I don't know you
But I love you anyway
I can't see you
But I hope you're here to stay
I don't know you
But I need you here with me
Cuz I'm falling,
Falling...... down"

Didn’t really answer the question… but the chorus really means a lot to me.


3. What is my best friend's theme song?

Fountains of Wayne - Mexican Wine

But the sun still shines in the summertime
I’ll be yours if you’ll be mine
I tried to change, but I’ve change my mind
Think I’ll have another glass of Mexican wine.

I got a few of my close friends hooked on this song, so I guess it's rather accurate. Hehe


4. What was high school like?

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ode to a Superhero

(Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's Piano Man)
Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire

But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town

La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight

Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain

"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom

Now Norman's a billionare scientist
Who never had time for his son
But then something went screw and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone

And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb
Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now
But where'd you come up with those tights?

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral
Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust

Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down
Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes 'round

Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right

LOL!!! How apt!


5. What is the best thing about me?

Smash Mouth - All Star

Spot on, baby!


6. How is today going to be?

Final Fantasy XI OST - Currents of Time (instrumental)

I need assistance on this one…


7. What is in store for this weekend?

Reel Big Fish - Suckers

Hey everybody I’ve got somethin’ to tell it's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust a heart of gold into rust a soft touch to a slap in the
face- it gets old it goes away

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.
This one’s for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one’s for you.
It never works but we keep tryin' like fools learning and breaking the rules
At first you're excited then you're less than delighted by the end you wish
they would drop dead it can't last, it's gone so fast

HAH! Not that I'm worried that anything of that sort is gonna happen to me this weekened.


8. What song describes my parents?

Bowling For Soup - Hit Me Baby One More Time (cover)

Uh... Perhaps I wasn't really disciplined well enough as a kid?


9. How is my life going?

Reel Big Fish - Drinkin'

she told me
that I was lame
with her middle finger in my face
wont waste her time with such a loser
so now I wallow in regret
wanna do something right but I haven't yet
why do my endeavors end up in failure

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I guess I shouldn't feel so bad
ain't got much reason to feel so sad
'cept that I'm poor untalented and ugly
I know its like they always say
good times and bad will come our way
but theres only one thing that'll make this easier

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

Close enough, close enough... burp!


10. What song will they play at my funeral?

The Offspring - Original Prankster

I was hoping to land on Pop Goes the Weasel for this question… but I guess this song would be a fitting tribute.


11. How does the world see me?

Bowling For Soup - She's Got A Boyfriend Now

OMG!!! Art thou clairvoyant?


12. What do my friends really think of me?

Avenue Q (Broadway Musical) - Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Um... it's a good laugh, but this isn't true. I'm VERY racist muahahah! (i.e. if you're not an elf you have no right to live in this world)


13. Do people secretly lust after me?

Def Leppard - Long, Long Way To Go

Agreed. Getting me is like reaching Nirvana - few will get there, and those who do will wonder if it's bloody worth it all...


14. How can I make myself happy?

Final Fantasy VIII OST - Maybe I'm a Lion (Instrumental)

Oh. So now we're in delusion I see?


15. What should I do with my life?

Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American

I’m not alone
'Cause the TV’s on yeah
I’m not crazy
'Cause I take
The right pills everyday
And rest
Clean your conscious
Clear your thoughts
With speyside
With your grain
Clean your conscious
Clear your thoughts
With speyside
Salt, sweat
Sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Tune in and
We can get the last call
Our lives, our coal
Salt, sweat
Sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil
Sign up
It's the picket line
Or the parade
Our lives

Ok. Lemme go fetch my AK-47


16. Will I ever have children?

Final Fantasy VII - The Shinra Corporation (Instrumental)

Not good. My future wife is going to become a frickin' factory.


17. What is some good advice?

Bowling for Soup - Almost

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
almost had you
And I didn't even know it

And you kept me guessing
And now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you
I almost wish you woulda loved me too

Here I go thinkin' about all the things I could have done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems, I can't remember one.

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

Good advice. Wish I could take it too.


18. What do I think my current theme song is?

Lit - My Own Worst Enemy

This thing is so accurate it's beginning not funny anymore...


19. What does everyone else think about my current life?

Reel Big Fish - Rock n' Roll is Bitchin'

Hahahahah! Baby baby you're so bitchin'! Yea yea yea!


20. What type of style men do you like? (wtf are you trying to ask me?)

Final Fantasy VII OST - J-E-N-O-V-A

HAHAHA! I like my men genetically modified please. Even if it means getting killed by Sephiroth himself. Woot!


21. Will you get married?

Splender - The Loneliest Person I Know

All the more reason why I should marry you, right?


22. What should I do with my love life?

Lit - Addicted

Go on rehab?


23. Where will you live?

Gin Blossoms - Follow You Down

Everywhere you go honey, I'll follow you down.


24. What will your dying words be?

Jimmy Eat World - The Authority Song

Honesty, O Mystery tell me
I'm not scared anymore
I got no secret purpose;
I don't seem obvious do I?

Listen well, young Padawan.

25. When I'm having sex I say

Smash Mouth - Ain't No Mystery

I'm a mystery man, doin' what I can
With a continental international plan
So!
Come on now, it's all now
This player's here to stay now
Let me break it down, make you understand
Don't you know your history
I'm feelin', I'm leanin'
This player's here to stay
You're a woman, I'm your man
It ain't no mystery

Actually I won't talk during sex unless it's something serious like "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE ON THE PILL, BITCH?!?!"


26. When I meet a guy/lady for the first time I say

The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman

Mr. Sandman bring me a dream
Make [her] the cutest that I've ever seen
Give [her] two lips like roses and clover
Then tell [her] that [her] lonesome nights are over.


27. When my parents are angry I say

Crazy Frog - Axel F.

DING DING!