Moronic Tendencies

Moronic Tendencies

by Eddie G.

Moronic tendencies
Come and go as they please
That's how I got my cast
And dental cavities

If ignorance is bliss,
What do I gain from this?
You're speaking way too fast
I need to take a piss.

[Chorus]
Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
Da da dee da da,
But who I am kidding, my friend

It's not so bad you know,
When I get in the flow
I feel just like a squid
With nowhere left to go.

I've got it bad this time,
I can't complete this rhyme
And even if I did,
It would confuse my mind..
(what the hell is wrong with me?)

[Chorus]
Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
Da da dee da da,
But who I am kidding, my friend

Da da dee da da,
One is never more than enough
Da da dee da da,
Excuse me while I go take a barf.

That's how the story goes
In poetry or prose
Oh baby can't you see
I'm bleeding from the nose

Where do I go from here?
I think I'll have a beer
Will you buy one for me?
I hope the toilet's near


[Chorus]
Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
Da da dee da da,
But who I am kidding, my friend

Da da dee da da,
Do come and visit me in jail
Da da dee da da,
Bring along some money for the bail

Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
I'm never going drinking again
I'm never going drinking again...
(repeat until tired)