A Ghost Story

A Ghost Story,
NOT by Eddie G.

Two ghost met at their nearby purgatory and both started to chat about how they died...

1st ghost : So dude, how did you die?

2nd ghost : I sorta froze to death.

1st ghost : Jeez. That sucks. How did that happen?

2nd ghost : Well, actually I was imprisoned in the refrigerator before I died. Initially, I began to shiver, and then my entire body started to freeze, slowly but surely. Then everything just went black and the next thing I know, I'm dead. Heh. At least I didn't suffer much.

1st ghost : That's sad shit dude.

2nd ghost : Oh it is. Believe me. So what about you man, how did you die?

1st ghost : I died from exhaustion.

2nd ghost : Exhaustion? No shit. How did that happen?

1st ghost : Okay, it kinda all began when I suspected that my wife was having an affair. So one day, when I came back from work, I saw this pair of men's shoes at my doorstep, so I kinda figured that the jackass was still in the house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone, but I knew he was still somewhere in the house. So I searched the toilet, ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the jackass wasn't there. Then I ran back upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Up and down and up and down the house I ran, but to no avail and then finally I collapsed in sheer exhaustion, and died.

2nd ghost : Man if you'd only looked in the refrigerator, the both of us would have still been alive...