Don't Worry, Be Happy

Don't Worry, Be Happy (Extreme Cynic's Version)
Sung to the tune of "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

New lyrics by Eddie G.

Performance notes: Sung preferably with a Jamaican accent. Smoking up before singing is encouraged, but not entirely neccesary.

You got caught for speeding? No need to shout,
‘Cos fifty bucks is gonna bail you out
Don’t worry, be happy.

Cigarette prices going up again!
Don’t make a fuss, just take from you friend!
Don’t worry, be happy.

Don’t worry, be happy!

Lee Kuan Yew seems alive and well.
Enjoy it while you can, ‘cos you’re going to hell!
But don’t worry, be happy.

If you are worried you've got nothing to drink,
Just chill out, man; your Island’s gonna sink.
So don’t worry, be happy.

Don't worry, be happy!

The Israelis are out of Gaza now.
But it won't stop the fighting anyhow.
Don’t worry, be happy.

Wander in the desert for Forty years,
But don’t give that Burning Bush four more years
Don’t worry, be happy.

Don’t worry, be happy!

There have been tidal waves and earthquakes too.
So if you can’t swim, here’s what you can do.
Don’t worry, be happy.

An aeroplane just crashed in your tower,
Don’t sweat it dude, you’ll be dead in an hour!
Don’t worry, be happy.

Don’t worry, be happy!

If you are hiding things that go “boom”
Then the U.S.A. is gonna rape you soon
But don’t worry, be happy

If Saddam Hussein is hiding in your home
Then they’ll do to you what Nero did to Rome
But don’t worry, be happy

Don’t worry, be happy!

Don't worry, be happy!!!