Tagged like a grocery item

So Yokie comes over to my little chatterbox and tells me that I've been tagged. Bugger that. So Fikri and I held a little "conference" (that lasted nothing more than 12.6 seconds) and decided that blog-tagging does NOT constitute as part of blogger ethics. After all, I use my blog as my online portfolio of my creative works. Despite all this, in my magnanimous nature, I have taken it upon myself to respond, not out of obligation, but out of friendship.

In lieu of this, I would like to take this opportunity to remind everybody that I do this ALL the time on Friendster (for those of you that don't know), and that my blog is strictly for, well "blogging". So if anyone else should tag me after this, I am under no pressure or obligation whatsoever to respond.

Now that I've said my piece, on to the "whatever" I'm supposed to do.

And it goes like this:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Edwin Aegnor I
2. Eddie G.
3. Sorhai!

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Eddie G. says, "On this Planet, you will die. I have seen it"
2. His Grace Lord Edwin Aegnor, Highchancellor of Redundance and the close-lying Realms of Hogwash and Snot
3. All Beautiful Things Go "Splat"

THREE THINGS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Wasting my time and my effort on an illusion
2. An always-almost-empty wallet
3. An inexplicable, yet unentirely unwelcomed arrogance

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. My "pointed" ears, obviously of Elvish descent
2. My aloof nature, inherited also from the Elven community
3. A tendency to get bored easily, apparently inherited from my mother

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fear itself
2. The notion that I've to share this World with mortals
3. Coming to an end of myself

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My wits
2. My sanity (on the verge of being taken from me)
3. *Her* smile

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Shirt
2. Shorts
3. Shoes (dammit what else am I supposed to say? My th- nevermind)

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Abdul's Discount Camels (naturally *hehz*)
2. "Weird Al" Yankovic
3. Smash Mouth

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:
1. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong
2. Smash Mouth - Always Gets Her Way
3. "Moronic Tendencies" written by Eddie G.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Someone whom I can provide for and love unconditionally
2. Knowing that no matter what, we'll always be there for each other
3. The ability to turn the simplest of things into something really, really special

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. As I've said before, the smile
2. Engaging and enchanting eyes
3. Possessing grace and elegance (subtle or otherwise) in all that she does

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Computer gaming! (This is what I live for, baby!)
2. Writing and composing
3. Archery (I figured that Cupid is probably sleeping on MY job and it's probably going to be a matter of time before I decide to take matters into my own hands)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. GO BACK TO SINGAPORE!!! And jam my worries away
2. Meeting up with my peeps in the Fine City to catch up with old times
3. Sing in a choir once more (I missed those times dreadfully)

THREE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW IN MY WAKE: (ADHERING TO MY OWN PRINCIPLES, I SHALL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU)
1. Lee Weng Fong (just so to prove that the wanker NEVER visits my blog! pfah!)
2. Leanne Crystal Lim (no running away for you, dearest)
3. Yong Sze Mun (swear and curse at me all you want, why else do you think I put your name here? Muahahahahaaaaaaa!)

p.s. And since you've come this far, why not take the time to read the preceding post "The Curse of Being Eddie G. II" as well. I promise you will not be disappointed. :)