When Eddie G. is bored...

Lame Limericks
By Eddie G.

There was an advisor called Wright
Who made fun of his good king one night
They meant him no harm
When they chopped his left arm
So I gather that he'd be all right


There was an old man named Wong
Who enjoyed playing golf in his thong
But he made a wrong swing
And he hit the wrong thing
So he won't stay a man for too long