martedì, febbraio 27, 2007

The Battle for Faltasia

This March, Superratty Films presents yet another acclaimed short film by TMY, entitled The Idiot Nation of Faltasia.

With elections fast approaching, and after the fringe players had all fallen along the wayside, four candidates remain in a bid to fulfill their lifelong dreams of making Faltasia a better place. yea right!

Presenting the candidates

Fikri H. Jermadi as
President Zulfadhli
Neo Nationalist Party of Faltasia

The current President, no doubt aiming for another 5 years in office. Many of the other candidates spurn his 'incompetent dictatorship' like they would spurn a rabid dog. Regardless, while his bully-boy tactics might invoke the ire of the more educated folk, his charismatic nature will probably prove most valuable in swaying the minds of the general citizenry, which consists mostly of, well, idiots.

Tee May Yee as
Candidate Lily Lola
National Anti-Idiot Union

Lily Lola values academic excellence above all else, in particular her own. A well known figure amongst the National University of Faltasia Alumni, Lily seems to be leading a personal holy war agaisnt ignorance rather than running for Presidency. While she has all the makings of a shrewed, astute political leader, her puritan arrogance may well prove a stumbling block for her campaign.

Eddie G. as
Candidate Stat Booker
Faltasia Party of Insane Statisticians

Representing the Faltasia Party of Insane Statisticians, Stat Booker is a walking encyclopedia for facts and figures that, in all honesty, would not change your life one bit had you not known them. However, his ability to pluck a statistic out of nowhere like a prestidigitator pulling a coin out of your ear is staggering. This, coupled by the fact that 48.23% of all statistics are made up on the spot, would undoubtedly make him a formidable adversary. However, his matter-of-fact approach towards running a country might put off voters with either a short attention span, or the Intelligence Quotion of a cereal box.

Lynette Goh as
Hottie Harriot
Vanity for Monarchy Club

If looks could kill, Hottie Harriot would be murder in the first degree. Aside from that, little is known about her past. Further observation will be required before a decent appraisal of her strengths and weaknesses can be obtained. And we're not complaining.

Voting starts 6th March 2007

Ye who seek for audience, let ye speak now!

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