A Pair of Shus

Well, it looks like I've found the perfect time to pick on Shu, just because TMY started it. Quite simply, I get to elicit a few juveniles yoks at Shu's expense AND have TMY for scapegoat should any of the subsequent blame ever decide to look in my general direction.

Again, Shu, I cannot stress enough that this is for your own good! A couple of days back, I attempted to strike conversation with her, being the amiable, socialite I am. However, I was in for a rude shock when Shu suddenly started arguing with herself before even acknowledging me!

Now Shu, I've known you to be somewhat... ah... what's that word... unstable in the past. However, the events of the past twoday have really left me apprehensive; and as your friend I can say that I am concerned to say the least.

Please don't get angry for telling the whole world about your schzophrenia, Shu... um... both of you. But I've weighed and measured and found your sanity wanting. Having said that, I believe that admission is the first step to cure. And perhaps, after months of rehab and faithfully ingesting your prescribed pills, we might look back at this incident and laugh (hopefully without cackling too much).

Now I know that you will attempt to deny your condition in front of everybody. And therefore I deem it necessary to put out the damning evidence. Believe me, doing so hurts me much, much more than it could possibly ever hurt you. Unfortunately, for your sake, I must play the unwilling martyr. Please don't ever forget that.

So here it is, ladies and gentlemen, that fateful 'conversation':


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Get well soon. May you find your healing deep within your true soul.

Because currently you're a pair of Shus with two different souls.