This Game

This Game
by Eddie G.

Letting go of you is something
That I can do until the phone rings
And you're telling me that we could
Work things out once more

Well I don't blame you for your trying
But my eyes are done with crying
And I can't take it when I see you
Walking out the door

[Chorus]
And I don't want to hear
Your stupid apologies again
'Cos I know I'll get all soft and weak
And this game will never end
And part of me believes
That one day our dreams
Will all come true,
But it has to be a day without you.

What's a man to do when he's all
Broken from that fated phone call
And life begins to spiral out of
Perspective and of view

And finally when I wake up sober
I'll lie in bed and think it over
Was it really worth the while to
Fall in love with you

[Chorus]
And I don't want to hear
Your stupid apologies again
'Cos I know I'll get all soft and weak
And this game will never end
And part of me believes
That one day our dreams
Will all come true,
But it has to be a day without you.

And finally when I wake up sober
I'll lie in bed and think it over
Was it really worth the while to
Fall in love with you...

[Chorus]
And I don't want to hear
Your stupid apologies again
'Cos I know I'll get all soft and weak
And this game will never end
And part of me believes
That one day our dreams
Will all come true,
But it has to be a day
Yes, there's gotta be a way

And I don't want to hear
Your stupid apologies again
'Cos I know I'll get all soft and weak
And this game will never end
And part of me believes
That one day our dreams
Will all come true,
But it has to be a day
Without you.

Moronic Tendencies

Moronic Tendencies

by Eddie G.

Moronic tendencies
Come and go as they please
That's how I got my cast
And dental cavities

If ignorance is bliss,
What do I gain from this?
You're speaking way too fast
I need to take a piss.

[Chorus]
Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
Da da dee da da,
But who I am kidding, my friend

It's not so bad you know,
When I get in the flow
I feel just like a squid
With nowhere left to go.

I've got it bad this time,
I can't complete this rhyme
And even if I did,
It would confuse my mind..
(what the hell is wrong with me?)

[Chorus]
Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
Da da dee da da,
But who I am kidding, my friend

Da da dee da da,
One is never more than enough
Da da dee da da,
Excuse me while I go take a barf.

That's how the story goes
In poetry or prose
Oh baby can't you see
I'm bleeding from the nose

Where do I go from here?
I think I'll have a beer
Will you buy one for me?
I hope the toilet's near


[Chorus]
Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
Da da dee da da,
But who I am kidding, my friend

Da da dee da da,
Do come and visit me in jail
Da da dee da da,
Bring along some money for the bail

Da da dee da da,
I'm never going drinking again
I'm never going drinking again
I'm never going drinking again...
(repeat until tired)